Thursday, January 5, 2017

In which someone from Primo's party calls Primo a "pusillanimous troll" for saying he's going to vote for the party candidate instead of a third-party candidate

Which seems kind of odd to me as third-party candidates have not done well, at least not in recorded history, but perhaps the name caller knows some strange magic that is unavailable to the rest of us, a magic where Ralph Nader does win instead of screwing it up for the Dems.

I have always found that calling someone an  insulting name is the best way to get him to do what I want. Primo agrees with me and told this person, "Thank you for showing me the error of my ways! I will change now. I will vote for the third-party candidate and that candidate will triumph and we will all be happy!"

Sunday, January 1, 2017

In which Primo doesn't want my mom to use the Good Glass

Mom: Which glass is mine?

Primo: I don't know. Just take a clean one from the cupboard.

Mom reaches for a glass and selects not one of the brewery souvenir glasses but something Primo got at a political event and labeled as such.

Primo: But not that one!

Mom: What?

Primo: Not that one.

Me: Why not?

Primo: What if it breaks?

Me: Because my mother is in the habit of throwing glasses to the floor?

In which my mother OF COURSE is a net benefit to our house instead of a timesuck

My mom just asked if there was anything she could do to help. I asked her to repair the loose doorknob on the upstairs door. Was that wrong?
Becky and Mary 
Amanda Nope. If they ask it is best to give a task. Otherwise they create their own!
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Goldie My mom: It's just the set screw. Do you have a flathead screwdriver? If not, I can get one from my car.