Which seems kind of odd to me as third-party candidates have not done well, at least not in recorded history, but perhaps the name caller knows some strange magic that is unavailable to the rest of us, a magic where Ralph Nader does win instead of screwing it up for the Dems.
I have always found that calling someone an insulting name is the best way to get him to do what I want. Primo agrees with me and told this person, "Thank you for showing me the error of my ways! I will change now. I will vote for the third-party candidate and that candidate will triumph and we will all be happy!"
Thursday, January 5, 2017
Sunday, January 1, 2017
In which Primo doesn't want my mom to use the Good Glass
Mom: Which glass is mine?
Primo: I don't know. Just take a clean one from the cupboard.
Mom reaches for a glass and selects not one of the brewery souvenir glasses but something Primo got at a political event and labeled as such.
Primo: But not that one!
Mom: What?
Primo: Not that one.
Me: Why not?
Primo: What if it breaks?
Me: Because my mother is in the habit of throwing glasses to the floor?
Primo: I don't know. Just take a clean one from the cupboard.
Mom reaches for a glass and selects not one of the brewery souvenir glasses but something Primo got at a political event and labeled as such.
Primo: But not that one!
Mom: What?
Primo: Not that one.
Me: Why not?
Primo: What if it breaks?
Me: Because my mother is in the habit of throwing glasses to the floor?
In which my mother OF COURSE is a net benefit to our house instead of a timesuck
My mom just asked if there was anything she could do to help. I asked her to repair the loose doorknob on the upstairs door. Was that wrong?
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