Me: Oh. No.
Primo: What?
Me: [College roommate] posted a photo on facebook of her with [my college boyfriend]. It looks like he's wearing Birkenstocks.
Primo: So?
Me: It makes me think that perhaps, I made the right decision.
Primo: But Birkenstocks are good for people with foot problems.
Me: I don't care.
Primo: Would you rather have a man wearing Birkenstocks or a man who's a politician?
Me: Oh man. That's tough.
Saturday, July 7, 2018
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