In which Bernice maintains a balanced diet

Bernice says to heck with it and has malasadas once a week.

In which Bernice ditches Arthur because of his musical tastes

"I never did like Pink Floyd," Bernice told Arthur.

In which Bob mourns Bernice

Bob stopped cutting his hair after Bernice left him.

In which Bernice does the laundry

Bernice don't need no stinkin' dryer.

In which Bernice has a balanced diet

Bernice makes a sandwich with a chocolate croissant and a brownie. I love Bernice.