Me: What do you mean, we have to rent a car?
Primo: To get from the airport to my mom and dad’s.
Me: They aren’t going to pick us up?
Primo: No! It’s an hour drive!
Me: So? I had a two-hour layover in Denver once and my mom drove up from Colorado Springs just to hang out with me.
Primo: They don’t like to drive that long.
Me: So you have to pay to rent a car?
Primo: They think I am made of money.