Friday, June 27, 2014

In which Sly reiterates his dislike of me

Primo: My dad told me I have very bad taste in women.

Me: What? When? Last week?

Primo: Yes.

Me: What prompted that?

Primo: I commented that I thought a particular tennis player is really good looking and he said that I have particularly bad taste in women.

Me: But he is saddened by the rift between us.

Primo: No! Not just saddened. He's "deeply hurt."


  1. Why would your husband tell you something that would hurt your feelings? Is there something I don't get?

  2. Anon, Sly does not hurt my feelings. He has hated me from day one, for many, many reasons, one of them being the way I eat bacon. He is nothing but a source of material to me now.

  3. Because how you eat bacon is integral to your character. He is a wealth of material for you, that is for sure.