Sunday, March 22, 2015

In which Primo finally quits his job and there is some blowback

Primo: Would you cut a pear for me?

Me: Nope.

Primo: Why not?

Me: Because I don't want to. Cut it up yourself.

Primo: But you're really good at cutting pears!

Me: Yeah, well, you're really good at making money. But you're not doing that any more, are you?

Primo: I had to have a break.

Me: Well, I am taking a break from cutting up fruit. If you want to go back to work, I will go back to cutting up pears.