Primo: What do you think about the email I sent out this morning?
Me: What email?
Primo: About my campaign launch event!
Me: I didn't get one.
Primo: What? Aren't you on my list?
Me: I guess not.
Primo: I need to add you.
Me: No! I do not want to be on your list! I don't want to get your emails!
Primo: But I want you to get them!
Me: I live with you. That's enough.
Primo: But - you need to be on the list.
Primo: I just added you.
Primo: I clicked, "This person gave me permission to email them."
Me: I didn't! I didn't give you permission!
Primo: It says, "them."
Me: That's wrong!