Me: I know.
Primo: So I talked to people about it last night at the Party Prom. They suggested I have a neighborhood blitz next week to collect nominating signatures.
Primo: You're not going to like this.
Primo: I'm going to have people come here.
Primo: I am going to have them come here to get the clipboards and the sheets.
Me: Oh. Lord.
Primo: And then I thought I might grill some hot dogs.
Me: Which means you will need plates and condiments and people will be in the house.
Primo: Not necessarily! Hot dogs are finger food!
Me: Not. Really.
Primo: They are!
Me: I am not going to be a part of this.
Me: Do what you want. But I will not be visible. I am not a part of this. This is not how I want to spend my Sunday afternoon and I don't want to play hostess. I don't care if you do this, but I am not a part of it.