Saturday, March 30, 2013

Sunday Oct 21 The new Jenny Craig

1. Primo has now lost 15 pounds since the campaign started. He is starting to look gaunt.

2. I have not lost 15 pounds.

3. We are down to once every two weeks for [wxyz]. I really and truly do not know where career politicians find time for an affair. We would rather sleep.


  1. Well, if Primo is as "thorough" at wxyz as he is when buying bacon, I'd say once a fortnight should be more than enough. Don't be greedy - we want you to be able to walk. I think career politicians see "affairs" like fast food.