Primo: I was arguing with Potsie last night about the Polka Dot candidate for governor. He thinks she's our best option but he's pretty sure she won't win.
Primo: Rather than accepting it, he should be working to get someone else elected! If the current [Stripes] governor is re-elected, the state will become even worse, with all the Stripes agenda. If that happens, I will have to consider moving out of the state.
Me: Cool! So we can go back to Texas or Tennessee?
Primo: No! They're even worse! I'd have to go to Minnesota.
Me: I am not going someplace that's even colder than here.