Monday, October 12, 2015

In which Primo comes home after being gone for 18 days and is not a jerk

Primo: At least I didn't throw any cheese when I got home tonight.

[This two minutes after he reconfigured the squeeze points on the toothpaste, which was 46 minutes after he got home.]

Me: Thank you for meeting the minimum standard for civilized behavior.

Primo: You mean, "Thank you for not being an asshole?"

Me: Yes.

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