Me: Listen to this. This is brilliant. The L.A. county library had a fundraiser where you paid $100 and then stayed home to read a book. You should do that!
Me: Because people would give money not to have to eat Costco food tray food and not to have to listen to political speeches!
Primo: People like political speeches!
Me: No, they don't.
Primo: They like my political speeches.
Me: Oh honey. No. No, they don't. Nobody likes listening to political speeches. Nobody.