Me: Did you get a chance to email [that person who wants to volunteer] about going to that governors candidates' session on Tuesday?
Primo: I wrote one but haven't sent it.
Me: Why not?
Primo: Because I wrote it at 3:00 a.m.
Primo: I didn't want him to think I am some weirdo who writes emails at 3 a.m.!
Me: But - you are some weirdo who writes emails at 3 a.m.!