Sunday, February 4, 2018
The Candidate's Wife: He married the wrong woman
Primo: Hey! How come you are ironing those napkins?
Me: Because they look nicer when they are ironed.
Primo: I thought you were against ironing.
Me: Not against ironing napkins.
Primo: How come you don't ever want to iron my shirts?
Me: Because I am against ironing other peoples' clothes.
Primo: But shouldn't you be interested in ironing my clothes?
Me: You should have married an ironing woman instead of a golddigger.