Primo: This guy on [a committee] told me that the wife of a friend of his might run in this district.
Primo: The guy used to be a pastor at [non-denominational] church.
Me: Oh! So she would be running for the other party.
Primo: Nope. Apparently, they are like the only non-denominational people in the world who are [my party].
Primo: But my committee friend won't tell me who this woman is. Or who his friend is.
Me: How does he know him?
Primo: They got their PhDs in Basket Weaving together at Big State U. The guy now teaches [across the state lines].
Me: He cannot possibly be that hard to find - how many former megachurch pastors turned professors of basket weaving teaching in another state but living here can there be?
Answer: We don't know, but after an hour on google, linkedin, and Big U website, we did not find anyone.
Stay tuned. This is frustrating.