Primo: I need to call her.
Me: Why don't you just send her an email?
Primo: Because calling her is the personal touch!
Me: If you called me instead of emailing me, you would piss me off so much.
Primo: You hid the fact that you don't like to talk from me before we got married.
Me: You hid the fact that you were going to quit a perfectly good job to run for office. Four. Times. I. Win.