Saturday, April 7, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: He's a talker

Primo: Can I say one more thing?

Me: Is there any way for me to stop you?

Primo: I haven't talked to you since yesterday! We need to talk!

Me: Didn't you see what I posted last night? "Long silences are required to prevent unnecessary homicides."*

* Which makes me wonder what a "necessary" homicide would be.

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