Saturday, April 7, 2018
The Candidate's Wife: He's a talker
Primo: Can I say one more thing?
Me: Is there any way for me to stop you?
Primo: I haven't talked to you since yesterday! We need to talk!
Me: Didn't you see what I posted last night? "Long silences are required to prevent unnecessary homicides."*
* Which makes me wonder what a "necessary" homicide would be.