Primo: I feel like there are all these people against me. I never expected to have to fight my own side.
Me: It is awful. I feel terrible for you.
Primo: And the----
Twenty minutes later
Primo: That was my friend who is helping [Guy in next district over who hasn't called Primo back]!
Primo: [Guy in next district over] is trying to download the nomination petitions and is having trouble. My friend has asked if I would help. Maybe [Guy in next district over] isn't against me?
Me: He probably wouldn't ask for help if he were.
Primo: No! Maybe this conspiracy feels a lot bigger than it really is.