Friday, February 15, 2013

Monday August 20 What if Primo got a mistress?

My hairdresser: I can't believe they nominated that jerk for the senate! Everyone knows he's a drunk and a womanizer!

Me: I didn't know that!

Hairdresser: You weren't living here yet.

Me: I wonder if Primo will start fooling around. I don't know when he would - he's so busy campaigning.

Hairdresser: It's after they're elected. Then they have time.

Me: I told him he could have a mistress now as long as she cleaned the house, did the laundry, cut the grass, and cooked supper before I got home.

Hairdresser: That sounds like a good deal.

Me: But if he has one later, I will leave him and take all the money.


  1. There won't be any money, it will all have been "invested" in the campaign. But, if there's no money, there won't be any mistresses. Silver lining!

    1. Can't we spend $750,000 of campaign funds on our personal expenses like Jesse Jackson Jr?