In which Sly has - how do I say this? - problems associated with older men and their plumbing

Just was messaging with Primo.

Primo: I am not good at this kind of stuff. He's dripped pee on the bathroom floor, etc.

Me: Oh ick. You never do that. Tell him to sit.

Primo: It is difficult for him to sit down and get up, so he will not sit to pee. Most men don't. I do (except in public bathrooms) because it's neater and cleaner.

Me: So who will clean the pee off the floor?

Primo: I will do it because it grosses me out. I use that bathroom.

Me: No. Once you are gone. [Doris can't do it. She can hardly walk.] Why don't they ask their cleaning lady to come in more often?

Primo: She might do some grocery shopping.

Me: They could pay her to come in and clean more than once every two weeks!