I had one last week and I have one next week. However, the one next week is the day after Primo has to turn in his annual performance appraisal. He hates with the heat of a thousand white suns writing his performance appraisal. I can tell you right now that it will be done in the last hours before it is due, as opposed to half an hour at a time for three or four days well before the deadline, which is how I approach odious tasks.
Primo: Why don't they just offer you a job by email?
Me: That would be nice.
Primo: Because if you got a job right now, I could quit and not have to do my appraisal.