Sunday, December 20, 2015

In which Primo and I wonder what to do about the porn, the - equipment, and the naked photos of Sly and Doris

Primo: What do I do with those photos of my parents?

Me: The naked ones?

Primo: Yes.

Me: Don't bring them into this house.

Primo: No.

Me: I mean, whatever consenting adults want to do, I don't care. But I don't even want to  see naked photos of people I like.

Primo: What do I do with them?

Me: You don't want to put them in the trash. I wouldn't want someone else to find them. Not because I think they would be offended, but this is personal and private about your parents. Although I get the idea your dad would be happy to have them in the public eye.

Primo: I don't know.

Me: You could burn them.

Primo: I could.

Me: You would get to play with fire.

Primo: Oh! There is a shredder in my dad's office. I can just shred them.

Me: OK. And put the rest of that stuff in the trash.


  1. Ick. Burn them all! And dispose of the, um, equipment somewhere far from the house.

  2. I was thinking shredder...

    - AC

  3. Shred the photos. Then burn the shreds. Then pour water on the ashes. Then stir.

    1. Then pour the porn-ash-water down the storm drain.

  4. Use them as Ted's reimbursement....

    1. It may be redundant as he is a p****.

    2. "We understand you're concerned about getting your fair share from the estate, so here you go!"