And we wonder why someone so apparently desperate for cash that he tries to make money off attending his own father's funeral would be spending $29.99 plus $9.99 shipping (yes, I looked it up) to send pears to Primo.
If you are broke, don't buy Christmas presents for people. They will understand.
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Maybe Ted's trying to soften you up so when he tells you about this great investment you'll think ah, he was so nice to send pears let us give him money. Or when he asks for a loan.
ReplyDeleteYeah. I have a life-sized picture of that ... not!
DeleteI'm sure Ted sees it as an investment. "You have to spend money to make money"
ReplyDeleteHE FILMED BRAIN SURGERY, WHY WON'T YOU TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY? AND GIVE HIM MONEY, WITHOUT ASKING HIM FOR RECEIPTS AND DOCUMENTATION!
ReplyDeleteReading these out loud to Primo and we are laughing ourselves sick.
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