Primo: My mom and dad are furious. They asked how I could go to Mr. L's funeral and to your grandmother’s funeral when I made a fuss about going to my uncle’s. I tried to reason with them, but they weren’t hearing it. I finally gave up and they just yelled.
Me: But you did go to your Uncle Bob’s funeral.
Primo: Yeah, but I didn’t want to go. I guess I should have complained about going to your grandmother’s funeral and to Mr. L's funeral.
Me: Your question about will people come to your dad’s funeral? This. This is why nobody will come.