Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Ch 9 Primo asks me to bake cookies to take to Sly and Doris’ and I don’t want to BECAUSE I AM A BITCH

Primo: Would you bake cookies for me to take?

Me: What? No. No!

Primo: Oh come on! You’re not going. You’ll have it easy here while I have to listen to them complain.

Me: Seriously? You seriously want me to bake cookies to take to your mom and dad?

Primo: How about cookies for me?

Me: I guess.

Primo: Those coffee shortbreads with the chocolate chips? Some of those?

Me: Fine. But I do not think they are worthy. So you are not allowed to share with them. This is just so you won’t starve to death while you are there.

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