Me: OK. Except that's not our county and they're not voters in your district.
Primo: It's good for me to go.
Me: Then go.
Primo: Except they plan to sing "Happy Birthday" to [a major Polka Dot political figure].
Primo: I know.
Me: What do you mean, you know? He's your guy.
Primo: You know I'm not that happy with him.
Me: I know I'm not. Singing to him seems kind of cultish.
Primo: It is. But there are so many people who still gush about him. They say he's sooo inspiring and that he's changed their lives.
Me: Strange people.
Primo: All I see is someone who is continuing the policies of the previous administration and then lying to us about it.
Me: So don't vote for him.
Primo: I can't vote for his opponent.