Saturday, September 2, 2017

Ch 10 I tell Stephanie she does not have to be friends with a Bad Bacon Eater

Me: S told P another reason he doesn’t like me

Stephanie: what? broccoli? load dishwasher wrong?

Me: Probably. but not what he said

Stephanie: what then?

Me: doesn’t like how I eat bacon

Stephanie: What?!

Me: I eat it wrong

Stephanie: How U eat bacon wrong?

Me: By eating it way I do

Stephanie: No wrong way to eat bacon!

Me: I cracked code - peel the fat off and give to P

Stephanie: can’t be friends with U

Me: of course not - you are person of integrity


Stephanie: Yep

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