Me: S told P another reason he doesn’t like me
Stephanie: what? broccoli? load dishwasher wrong?
Me: Probably. but not what he said
Stephanie: what then?
Me: doesn’t like how I eat bacon
Stephanie: What?!
Me: I eat it wrong
Stephanie: How U eat bacon wrong?
Me: By eating it way I do
Stephanie: No wrong way to eat bacon!
Me: I cracked code - peel the fat off and give to P
Stephanie: can’t be friends with U
Me: of course not - you are person of integrity
Stephanie: Yep
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