My sister: I won’t be able to plan a bridal shower and party
for you in two and a half months.
Me: That’s OK. I didn’t want to wear penis barrettes anyhow.
Jenny: You don’t even want a shower?
Me: Nope. We’re already shacking up. We already have too
much stuff. We’re just going to have a small, quick ceremony to make it legal.
No parties. I just want you, Greg, Mom, and Dr. J there.
Jenny: Don’t you want Primo’s mom and dad?
Me: Nope.
Jenny: But they will be there?
Me: Unfortunately, yes.
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