Me: What is all this crap?
Primo: It was a good deal. I'll have rebates.
Me: But what is this?
Primo: That's a mat to put in the bottom of the oven so the oven doesn't get all dirty.
Me: I don't cook stuff that overflows and it’s a self-cleaning oven.
Primo: It was a good deal.
Me: It doesn't matter if it's a good deal if we don't need it.
Primo: I'll have you know that that was $4.99 but is only 99 cents after rebate.