Me: Susan is going to give money!
Me: She just volunteered! I am making a list of friends to ask.
Primo: How can you ask your friends to donate to my campaign when you don't agree with me?
Me: I want you to win. I don't want anyone else on your side to win.
Primo: Wait. I get it. You think that the more money they give me, the less they'll have for other Polka Dot candidates. They won't be able to donate to [the PD who is running for president].
Me: That's it. It's all part of my plan.
Primo: I can't believe you want [the Stripes candidate].
Me: I can't believe you want [the Polka Dot candidate].