Primo: You know how you joke about my Leaning Tower of Visa?
Me: Yes. You probably don’t need to keep five years’ worth of receipts stacked behind your computer monitor.
Primo: Sometimes I need a receipt and I can always find it because I remember when I bought the thing.
Me: From five years ago?
Primo: It could happen.
Primo: Anyhow, my dad has stacks and stacks of receipts for booze. For the big bottles.
Me: Maybe the big bottles are a better a deal.