Me: Stop mashing the trash into the trash can. It makes it really hard to get the bag out.
Primo: You got it out, right?
Me: Yes, but it's a pain in the neck.
Primo: But it's important to fit as much trash as possible.
Me: No, it's not. It costs what - one and a half cents a bag?
Primo: No! It's a lot more expensive!
Me: Three cents.
Primo: More than that. Five dollars a box, so maybe a dime a bag.
Me: Oh no. A fortune. It’s my money. I get to decide.
Primo: It adds up.
Me: Says the man who buys cookies at the store rather than making them himself. I think I can afford it.