Primo: The line to get into the fairgrounds went from the children's museum to the south gate! [That's almost a mile.]
Primo: I got there at 4. The gates had opened at 2:30. It still took me until 5:30 to get in and to the stage.
Me: I wouldn't wait that long to see someone I like, much less the PD guy.
Primo: He was starting just as I got there. There was no way I was going to get into the VIP section. I had to stand in the ordinary section.
Me: Did he ask you to let him to be clear?
Primo: No! It was a good speech!
Primo: It started to rain in the middle of the speech.
Me: Did he make it stop?
Primo: [rolls eyes]