Primo: I just did something you probably think is gross.
Me: Probably.
Primo: I know you'd think it's gross.
Me: Then don't tell me. I don't care.
Primo: I ate a piece of this (cold, almost all fat) bacon.
Me: Why did you tell me? I told you not to tell me.
Primo: You do think it's gross, don't you?
Me: You are the bad bacon eater, not me.
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