Remember that liquor Sly and Doris bought on Monday? That liquor of which I thought there would be leftovers to add to our liquor supply and I was happy about that, not because I care if we have cheap booze but because justice?
It is gone.
You read that properly.
It took them only four days to finish almost two liters of hard liquor.
They have been drinking wine with supper every night, too. We calculate that they drink more than eight ounces of hard liquor each per day, plus wine.
 Primo was at a doctor’s appointment with Sly once. The doc asked Sly how much he alcohol he consumed and Sly answered, “Oh, about one drink a day.” Primo almost fell out of his chair.
 Or something like that. The math gets weird with ounces – you know that.