I get out flour, sugar, butter, and chocolate chips. Baking is the only logical reaction to Sly and Doris’ craziness.
Primo gets all, "Whoooooo!" He thinks the purpose of a kitchen is to remain pristine.
Primo: There will be dishes all over! How can I relax?
Me: Because I'm not going to ask you to do any of the dishes?
Primo: But you don't do them right.
Me: Your standards are too high.
Primo: Yours are too low.
Me: Your parents think it's the opposite.
Hahahahaha! How to unite people: Well, you know.