Me: This is so gross. I can't get the tub clean.
Me: It's all sticky. I can't get the soap scum off. This cleaner isn't working.
Primo: But it's environmentally responsible.
Me: It's crap. It doesn't work. I want Ajax.
Primo: But that's harsh.
Me: It will get the tub clean.
Primo: That's so irresponsible.
Me: Would you like to clean the tub that your parents will be using?
Primo: I think it’s clean enough for them already.
Me: Good point.