Monday, October 2, 2017

Ch 12 Sly and Doris want to know what they should wear TO A WEDDING IN A CHURCH

Primo: My mom wants to know what they should wear.

Me: It’s – a wedding. It’s a wedding in a church at 2:00 in the afternoon. Seems pretty simple to me.

Primo: You have seen how they dress.

Me: Can’t you tell them church clothes?

Primo: They don’t go to church, remember?

Me: Please ask them to wear something nice. Please ask your father to cover his toes. Please ask your mother to wear a bra.

Primo: My dad doesn’t want to wear shoes. He says he has not worn socks and shoes since they moved to Florida.

Me: Your dad cannot put on shoes for his son’s wedding?

Primo: It’s a point of pride with him.

Me: Great. I really want to see your dad’s gnarly feet at our wedding.

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